There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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