I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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