I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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