if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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