My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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