I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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