is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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