i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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