i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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