Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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