So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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