woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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