honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Randomize
