I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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