This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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