I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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