By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
