This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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