i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
How's work?
Spinning.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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