There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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