S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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