he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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