Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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