Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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