i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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