I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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