are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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