I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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