I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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