is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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