oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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