he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
please don't ironically join a cult
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