I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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