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there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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