I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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