Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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