So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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