Where are you?
In a non slutty way
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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