Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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