Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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