I want to stick my p in your. b.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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