She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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