was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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