Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
