he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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