there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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