I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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