I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
When are your genitals available?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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