i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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