You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I've blown a few things in my day
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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