I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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