just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
