if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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