she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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