I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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