He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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